Forever Alone

My brother is about to celebrate his 23rd birthday.

He is single. He has been for the past 23 years. I saw some really funny t shirts online and I got inspired.

I can give him a shirt just for laughs which says.

"Forever Alone."
"Single since birth."
"Needs a girlfriend."

Too harsh?

Well, I won't be that mean. But still that doesn't stop me from dropping barbs on his being "forever alone" every time I can. It's just that it's weird for a guy whose normal and reasonably looking to be single! We had a bet in the beginning of the year and if he wins, I have to pay for a 5 star date. The condition? He has to have a girlfriend before the year ends. 3/4 of the year is already up and still no steady date or gf in sight. I guess I'll be having extra moolah by December then! Which is perfect because Forever 21 is opening soon.