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TT: Humpty Dumpty, Kankles and More!

Thursday, October 15, 2009



Welcome to the October 15th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think
a little bit before you blog!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by
Kimber, the number 32 (as in only 32 people played last week) and the color of dog poop on your shoe.

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on that wall?
::: Because he was a crackhead hiding from the police :::

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named?
::: The Ugly Duckling :::

3. Does Barbie have kankles?
::: What are kankles??? Update!!! from Wiktionary apparently, cankle is a slang/a blend of the words calf and angle which refers to an obese or otherwise swollen ankle that blends into the calf without clear demarcation. In this case, I would say yes. Barbie has cankles. Then again, why should we care its not as if she's real! duh:P :::

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine?
::: Nope but I'd love to be. Have you heard? Marge Simpson is the first ever cartoon to be put in the cover of Playboy Magazine. Just saying. :::

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it?
::: No book; just an album...I look through it maybe once or twice a year. :::

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen's question from Insanity Cafe.)
::: Twix!!!! My second choice would be 3 Musketeers. :::

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
::: They probably had to ride in a tub because of the massive flooding in their area. They must be from the Philippines. :::

The butcher, the baker,
The candlestick-maker,
They all jumped out of a rotten potato,
'Twas enough to make a man stare.

What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink?
::: Yes, I believe they would stink; then again how the heck would I know. :::

8 comments:

Amber October 15, 2009 1:39 PM  

I can't believe you don't know what Kankles are! They're where your calf runs into your ankles so you can't tell the difference between where they start or end, giving you cankles in appearance.
I haven't had Twix in ages!
I'm impressed your tracker thingy knows I'm from Westbank, Canada (considering the name change of the town)!

Hootin' Anni October 15, 2009 8:13 PM  

#4....
If Marge can do it...so can we.
If Marge can do it...so can we!!!

Here me roar!!


My Thunks are now posted. I had fun with these bizarre questions this week, as always!! Come by and visit if you can. Have a great Thursday.

You can find my answers HERE

I am Harriet October 15, 2009 9:00 PM  

Crackhead- good one :)
http://iamharriet.blogspot.com/2009/10/if-mother-goose-and-father-time-had.html

Mejis October 15, 2009 9:45 PM  

The ugly duckling! Doh, why didn't I think of that?

Bud Weiser, WTIT October 15, 2009 10:06 PM  

And Marge was a great centerfold! Great job... :)

michelle October 16, 2009 2:16 AM  

Kankles lol I love this thread......

Check this out a whole article on if Barbie has kankles

http://www.zimbio.com/Christian+Louboutin/articles/lHRoMe15F4u/Does+Barbie+Have+Cankles

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