#6 The Bachelor's Dating Meme

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#6 The Bachelor's Dating Meme

In honor of my 500th "Bachelor of The Day" to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I've been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write 'em. I spoof 'em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.

Ergo, today's meme was born.

Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
I really do hope you find your chick.

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
In jail dude.

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
That's why she is not in jail with the bad girls.

4. Does God Know You've Escaped From Heaven?
I would answer with this:"Connect me if I'm wrong but are you asking me ouch?"

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
This is kind of funny actually.

6. Does this profile make me look fat?
No it makes you look dysfunctional.

7. I'm a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity

Oh, dear lord.

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